Metal Lungies

Note: This is from a movie and not from his actual court case.

Beanie Sigel, Beck, Will Smith are all in stores today.. the first 2 are Djlethal01 approved, but the last one is Skillz approved.
The Beanie Sigel is a very solid album except for the rehashes of old tracks such as "its on" and the killa cam cam callabo "wanted (on the run)" (sorry Mark), My favorite tracks are "feel it in the air" on which Beanie says some of the truest shit he has ever spit and "one shot deal" which has a very dope Redman verse. The new video for "don’t stop" is out"
A track which seems to have a mediocre neptunes beat that is listenable but could’ve been better. Note: ODB looks cracked up like whoa (RIP).
The Beck CD is just a damn good listen from start to end, it flows perfectly.



In some sad news Johnny Cochran died, for those that don’t know he led the real dream team to the Olympics...er victory in the Orenthal trial, while he robbed us of Free OJ t-shirts he was one crafty lawyer. RIP.



Today I came across a very nice video that reminded me a very important thing, never upset Mike Tyson..and cot damn what a monster he was inside the ring. This reminded me of this finding too...

The terrifying power Tyson, 35, generates with his fists has been studied by one of our top sports scientists.

Dr Matthew Pain, a lecturer in sports biomechanics at Loughborough University, has investigated the force behind Tyson's punches, as well as the kind of damage that taking repeated blows can inflict.

His research has demonstrated that, if Lewis is caught clean by Iron Mike, the champion will have to withstand a force the equivalent of being involved in a 50mph car crash.

Tyson can deliver a blow which possesses the same weight as a 16lb sledgehammer being swung at 35mph.

Just one has the potential to knock out and hospitalise the average man.

In fact, the power of Tyson's KO punch has an 85 per cent chance of giving an opponent severe brain damage. It is great enough to bust any bone in the average human skull.

A crazy cut called 5 Deadly Venoms dropped featuring Ghostface, Kool G, Lord Tariq, Raekwon and Kane.

Speaking of Rae, a dope piece is featured on the making of his classic Only Built 4 Cuban Linx album, its a lengthy read but a cot damn good one for any wu/rae fan. Props to Roaches over at okayplayer.



Make Em say ughhhhhhhh... Master P and Silk were arrested near the UCAL campus for having unregistered guns, You gotta love (bilogical) brothers who role together. I don’t know whats more scary, that they were near a university or that they had guns. I hope this doesn’t affect Lil Romeo's nickelodeon gig, I would be devastated.


Remember last summer when Shyne was on top of the world, optimism was in the air, he had his own label, an album out, and he would probably be out. Well have things changed since, Def Jam isn’t promoting him anymore and he might get dropped, but now his assets have been frozen. A damn shame, I really hope Puff reaches out to him somehow when he gets out because if it wasn’t Puffy backstabbing ass Shyne wouldn’t be in this situation, for more info peep the village voice articles from the trials.



I bet even God is jealous.

Now you might remember from a few weeks ago we mentioned Brian "Head" Welch, who has not only left the band Korn, got baptized in Israel, then said some nonsense in a letter to 50 cent through the media, well.. He isnt done. After getting no response from 50 he wrote a second letter which includes some Rebel Squad mixtape worthy bars...

My little boy/ Bow your head in shame/ You've disgraced your father's name now/ It's time for you to lose," the lyrics read in part. "Your little toys/ Won't save you from shot 10/ Without me you will not win, no/ I swear you'll lose

I kid you not. He even goes on to invite to fly 50 out for popcorn. Now wtf happened to his guy that made him go from a crazy ass band to Korn to him believing he is a messenger of God?? I really hope 50 responds in some way.


New Foxy Brown produced by Just Blaze with a foxy lady sample!! Must Hear.


There is a good interview with Sway & King tech of the world famous Wake Up Show. After hearing the sampler from their website, the album which drops on may 24th I am highly anticipating.




Speaking of highly anticipated, monkey yesterday mentioned the XXL rating Common got for his new album, well I cant wait for that shit either when it drops in June/May, as there is no concrete date for it yet, but the track listings are out. Credit: OKP forums.

1. BE
2. The Corner f/ The Last Poets
3. Go
4. Faithful f/ Bilal & John Legend
5. Testify
6. Love Is
7. Chi City
8. The Food
9. Real People
10. They Say f/ Kanye West & John Legend
11. It's Your World/Pop's Reprise f/ Bilal

(produced by Kanye West, except 6 & 11 produced by Jay Dee)

It looks like Nas in all likely hood wont be replying to 50, which is a shame because he had the biggest chance to put shit into place.

If you missed it on Sunday, Jadakiss got punk'd, IMO it was very well done and Jadakiss acted exactly in real life like you would expect him, ill go ahead and label this *classic* material.

Apparently rockin an Ipod can be a danger to your health, as the ipod jackings are on a rise in nyc. Simple solution don’t rock the attention-whoring white headphones or if that’s not a possibility have the waste band lineup (like my mans Zack do) be a celly, ipod and a bitty slug. No comment on my proffered method.

Hillary Swank was fined for brining in an apple & orange into New Zeeland, wtf would they do if u brought some 9 millys?

A friend of mine pointed out that since Fox wont be airing anymore of the madly-underrated show "My Big Fat Obnoxious Boss", they have at least put up episodes 6-10 on their website, even if you haven’t watched the show, the comedy of the show is golden and I recommend you should check it out.

If you truly got dough to spare, then this is the wallet for you.

Before I dip out, good to see Mali running their soccer team Saddam Iraqi Olypmic Committee style.

Rumor: Chad Johnson banging Trina? pull over!


www.metallungies.com coming at you soon!!
Out. 3 days till Sin City.

We aint so clean cut no mo'

Sup sup ladies and gents so I was talkin to my homie Mark, and I played a random track and it was 50 Cent-Elementary and lets just say I don’t even know what to say here is the hook...

[50 Cent]
The cat in the house go
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow
The bird in the cage go
Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet
It's elementary

In all seriousness download the track and listen for yourself.




In other news Pat O'Brien is a P.I.M.P/Perv/Hater/Alcoholic all jam packed into one from hollering at his wife and gf about what nice things he'd like to do to em', to making nice comments like

A source tells us he used to refer to a gay African-American senior producerat "Access Hollywood" as "the Fruit Monkey."

To his face.

oh but that’s not it, Pat also would be trying to holla at those access Hollywood honeys like Nancy O'Dell (shiiit i would to) and Shaun Robinson, droppin N-bombs, telling gay men he had a gift for them and told them to bend over but sadly Pat is on a self-implicated injured list, he is in "rehab" for alcohol.

Speaking of alcohol, I have found a *NEW* role model. The Wilt Chamberlain of alcohol offences. and NO you cant have him (he locked up silly).

If your waiting for the new Joey Crack like us here at ML, wait till May 24th, the terror squad apparently is going to have to bust his (big) ass to clear samples for 2-tracks, where is the love? Joey isn’t done with 50 either tho, he makes a cute comparisons to an abused girl.

If anyone still watched SNL they would’ve seen David Spade with a penis for his nose (as he played Owen Wilson in a sketch.)

Free Whitney Houston, t-shirts are being made...rehab is like prison I tell ya!

An Update on our last update about N.E.R.D., fear not they are still gonna make music as a band...but their label still sucks.

Finally as I leave you, I wish you a happy early Easter and I pray this wont be a family activity you will have.

Out.

First thing is first, Fade to Black owns me, thank you very much, and it will own you too!
Next I highly recommend that you check out an album called Prince Po-The Slickness, now this banger came out in early 2004, when I copped it but I didnt give it a full listen till yesterday, and lets just say I was blown away.


Another coach was fired, this time it was Paul Silas, For some reason he gets no love and is the first to go when a team starts to falter, but one good thing he was able to call Carlos Boozer a cunt last week. His sneaky verbatim will be missed.


In other NBA news.. with a late pass.. Franchise kicked people, coaches got fired, and Stacey Augmon threw lotion.. I Love This Game. Oh and AI is prolly gonna be hit with a supension (WHAT?!!?!?!?)
NOT HER SON....



In some other news, there was a shooting at a Nas concert in the UK... violence+rap=new & fun

And today I came across the funniest gameshow episode ever.. The Weakest Link with JD, Xzibit, Rev Run, Young MC, Da Brat, Dj Quik, Nate Dogg, B-Real.. let just say shit is jokes and sadly cuts of a min or so early :(. For those with hi-tech 56k read the mtv piece on it...and fill you self with envy.. nice green envy..


out.

Thanks for Syracuse, and Kansas aka half of my final four on the right side of the bracket is done, thats just wonderful. Just when I though picking the loveable 'Bama

boys to go to the sweet 16 would be my worst mistake.. If Arizona & Gonzaga make it to the final four pleace wake me up.


SOHH had a nice round up yesterday.
P-Diddy is gonna have Talib & Common ghostwrite for him on hist "last" album, I like how puffy can make it big news that he dosent write his own rhymes, but just writes the checks ;). And Benzino not paying his employees is priceless I mean look at that Boston gangster, does he (or even Dave Mays) look like he is the type of person to be maintaing the payroll of a (legal) buisness. Last but not least who knew Hittman (the guy at the end of the Forgot About Dre who goes Y'all better buy my shit *while a toilet flushes*, and was on chronic 2001) was Dj Quik's cousin and that Snoop had a brother?? oooo weeee

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METALLUNGIES IS GUILTY
A cold has been trying to keep me down but it wont, I was supposed to do an update yesterday but a very sweet siesta got in the way of that.


Going with the legal theme for a bit... MR X to the Z was caught in Guam (US owned Land pretty much) with a little sticky icky.. Now how the hell does this shit happen? Was his weed carrier out with a cold? Irresponsible weed possession by rappers makes me sick.




This story about percents of basketball players who graduate isnt even 50% on most of the teams and LSU & Minnesota had none last year?? But you cant blame the players, its hard passing your sports coaching class.




Britney Spears gave some very valuable advice to Michael Jackson......I guess Michael Jackson’s monkey Bobo wasn’t available for advice at that time.


Following up our touching story of ex-Korn guitarist Head who was baptized a few weeks ago, took the logical next step and is now trying to save 50. This guys is defiantly on the wacky tabacky.

"It's not a mean song, but it is like a loving father disciplining his son and telling him how it is — kind of like Tré's dad in the movie 'Boyz N the Hood,' " Welch continued. "There is really no way he can come back at me through music because it's not from me ... it's from the Big Guy. Even 50 respects the Big Guy."

This is might type of keg party duuude!

Now a friendly reminder to all my AIM buddies, all of our cyber-sex conversations are probably being loggged. and masturbated to.

And its March.. I still haven’t done a freaking bracket(s)... I’m having difficulty finishing this one.

and for all the wizroid fans, I have to agree if i was Gilbert Arenas

id be hella pissed with dudes grabbing my junk.

I also read something very nice in the Washington post... the MPAA president buys pirated movies in mexico!!

I have one small request for my friends that go to school with me, do you know if this

mp3 player is allowed? The product page is straight jokes.

Death of Dynasty, a Dame Dash mocumentary of the rise & fall of the ROC! seems interesting to say the least...




Game+Snoop are going tour ( I just wanted to fit in the poster pic somehow!)

and highly recommended that everyone check out the new Beck album shit is too dope!
I gotta go put away the free Robert Blake t-shirt to be replaced by Free Scott Peterson) t-shirt, fair well people!. Late.

COOOKED CRACK...Fat Joe probably spent alot of studio time to actually make an album worthy diss response, Im pretty much split on the call if it is better then Jada's response, Joey mentioning the vibe awards and g-unit running out was most def the highlight for me which can potentially create a huge market for free Young Buck t-shirts... I kid I kid. Near the end it seems like some name is blanked out when Fat Joe goes If i don’t get you I’m gonna get (mysterious silence), let the rumors begin! Oh but you think 50s kiddie car thieves (i see you fox5) would let Jada slide, nope.. they just rode up in a tow truck and flashed some pieces, and because jada is hood class act he wont be helpin them cop any sentences. By the way me and my people are gonna be riding up in trash trucks, keep you hood & recyclables secure ya heard!
Edit: Apparently Jada is saying they were D-Block fans? which makes me really really confused.




For my law center portion of ML, you have to ask yourself how can I touch on the latest deveoplments of the Micheal Jackson trial, shit is daily joke machine. From barring Jay Leno of making jokes of MJ so he just hires Rosanne to do that part (those sneaky Italians!). From the boy saying MJ made him drink wine which he called Jesus Juice.. well guess what thanks to this, crunk juice is officially discontinued as the drink of choice in the family we pourin that jesus juice freely. Lastly, I would like to say him showing up late to court in Pajamas couldn’t be any more hilarious, I mean this guy has a fucking rollercoaster on a ranch and he cant get a suite real quick, but instead rolls up like he is gonna go lounge around at court. I wish I could pull pajamas off at my school, cause that shit will land me in being locked up with In School Suspension for sexual harassment like whoa.

Keeping going with the law related news.. well somewhat since this is apparently from 2003 but it still gold..

DEA agent shoots himself in gun safety class

A federal drug agent shot himself in the leg during a gun safety presentation to children in what police describe as an accident. His bosses, however, are still investigating the incident.

The Drug Enforcement Administration agent, whose name was not released, was speaking on April 9 to about 50 adults and students organized by the Orlando Minority Youth Golf Association, witnesses and police said.

He drew his .40-caliber duty weapon and removed the magazine, according to the police report. He then pulled back the slide and asked an audience member to look inside the gun and confirm it wasn’t loaded.

Witnesses said when the agent released the slide, one shot fired into the top of his left thigh. The gun was pointed at the floor. The agent was treated at Orlando Regional Medical Center and returned to work, a DEA official said. —AP

Oh you thought i just had the story? Man this is metal lungies we got the video to share with your family and friends.



The much promised NBA piece (I’m good on promises)(I’m also good with parenthesis)


Apparently Don Nelson is dipping out for a few games to tend to his wife who is recovering from surgery, now here at ML we have a policy that wont allow me to make light of this situation so I would just like to say because of this he wont be able to implement his genius playbook...

oh what away stint is this like #4 this year? Just let Avery Johnson run the team... into the ground.


Going with the sort of depressing news, sadly Antwon Jamison iron man streak came to an end at 386 games, which sucks because it was a nice fact Stuart Scott could spit out on every wizard highlight and gave the wiz some extra shine.


oh and
Handsome Boy Modeling School featuring Dan the Automator & Prince Paul
w/ K-Os & Rondo Brothers
SUN. APR. 17
$18.00
WILL BE DOPE!

sidenotes: please don’t bring up those terp chumps...fucking Clemson? come one.. they haven’t had any NBA talent since Greg Buckner who some how isn’t playing on 10-day contracts yet and cant win a game to save their lives in Chapel Hill. Allhiphop rumors pretty much confirms what I thought Iovine was involved in the 50/Game peace treaty. Till next time, out.

first and foremost rip to b-i-g, to be honest he wasn’t my personal favorite but surely one of the greatest..

and while fiddy and game were busy getting their thug luv on, jadakiss dropped a pretty decent response (could be better) but still eons better then piggy bank. Hopefully a new version with better quality and no Wendy Williams is out soon. Back to the thug luv, Im wondering what made Game & 50 kiss and make up so quickly, I mean they looked hella uneasy at that little press conference in Harlem, Either Dre/Em/Iovine told them you crazy motherfuckers stfu and hold hands again (what I’m leaning towards) or this was a stunt for some sales.

Good news for are you lazy mobsters, now simply hit up the hit men on the web, YAY for murder...

They should’ve contacted me instead of this guy, my family would make me do it for $200!!

This guy sort of makes all my achievements seem very very minor...

A little history lesson for the youngn/living under rocks type folk, a hot97 rap sheet of drama

Someone please tell Mrs.Federline that there is no TRL this week to break this story. My money is on her having a nude picture of her hand with no glove or some random shit like that.




And some other bitch drama bullshit..Fox Boogie is getting busted for unpaid $20 pedicure charges and 2 years ago Lil Kim was dissing her in the place that got its ear to the street the most, the gggggrand jury. Why aren’t these bitches shooting at each other oh wait...that’s what the whole trial is about....I see...

oh word, a brother from XXL now writes for page2 @ espn.com

the most random/hilarious MF Doom interview ever! with gold like

Were you a fast runner?
I guess I was. Not nowadays, I got a little weight on me. You know, out of shape a little something, but yeah, back in the day I used to do my thing.

What if a pickup game of freeze tag started now?
Damn, I wouldn't want to be it. I wouldn't catch nobody.

Also in case you care/knew Mase is probably getting some of that gooonie goooo gooo purple stuff with some sizzurp now since he is now playin basketball with dip set and rocking homemade Juelz t-shirts for his mixtape. I wonder how his church is holding up? And did he pray for his brother Jimmy Jones like he said he would?

Thank you BK for biting an already corny show with Pimp My Cheeseburger.. really thank you for all the wonderful stuff (and healthy) you bring to people.

Marines are good actors?? Can you say ex-marine attention whore ?

and before I go, as promised... The Mannie Fresh VIDEO REVIEW!!

Ok, Ill be honest.. there isn’t much to review considering I caught the last portion of it on BET Tha Basement (now known as ghetto-trl wannabe, fuck you non-freestyling DJ Linx) , but I don’t need to see much more to come to the conclusion Mannie Fresh is abusing x, but wait boys and girls don’t cry because he is still fucking rich.



Some NBA ish tomorrow? stay TUNED! There is some other shit I wanted to mention like the new Joey Crack video (we <3 him here at ML) which is pretty damn good, Mike Tice slinging Duckets for the super bowl but cot damn Im tired...

50 Beefin? No way! He too busy makin them gggggggg-unit speical editions Game Boys. Seriously if anyone over 14ish cops that, please shoot yourself thanks because we all know g-unit be playin them mario kart jumpoffs on the street corner.

and in our sports news.. I wouldnt even hate on this now ex-cardinals football player if he was atleast stealing a shiny powerbook? Dell? tha fuck outta here.

Oh yea, here is some top secret gossip here, one of contributors, Buffalo's favorite girl & a nice restaurant he would like

some random ebay shit before i dip..
a bible's collectors wet dream

and i hope the Smithsonian bought this

RZA Interview NPR can hold it down, most def!

Afghanistan STAND UP!, hopefully hosting a mixtape soon!!

tomorrow: mannie fresh new video in-depth analysis

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well game went off during his recent show in Long Beach, it was so bad they had to bring in riot 5-0 outside, here are the 2 clips...

Video 1
Video 2


Here is a quote from a concert-goer from dubccn.com

"Gane starts off by telling the DJ....(Who happens to be DJ QUIK) "cut the muthafuckin music i wanna clear some shit up! Im in my home town!! Long Beach is right down the street from COMPTON"....so he takes off this bulletproof vest and the boy is HEATED!!! MADDD AS HELL! In Games wordz......FUCK 50 CENT ABOUT 100 TIMES....FUCK G-UNIT......THEN HE STARTS NAMING ALL OF THE G-UNIT LLOYD BANKS, TONY YAYO, ETC...calling them all bitches etc etc... saying if they wanna kill me they know where im at on the corner of wilmington and in cpt!

Then he told the story about the incident in NYC how once he heard what was being said from the G-UNIT camp he took his whole Cedar Block Set up to the radio station where G-unit was at. GAME said the G-UNIT camp went out the back way and told the security guards that there was some bloods outside causing trouble! GAME said that the security guard just came out blasting and got one of his homies.

So in all the songs he sang hes ripping the G-UNIT camp a new one!!! Killing them off....freestyling, FUCK 50 (I KIDD YOU NOT LIKE 100 TIMES) He gets cut off by LBPD rep that was watching over the show....then GAME is like im gonna end the night like this .......i heard and watch what 50 said on 106 & park!! but fuck that...dem Niggaz wanna try to work things out........I QUIT G-UNIT!

The GAME is no joke, homies!! Once we got outta the dam show it was crazy!!! they closed down like all of downtown long beach, there was cops in full riot gear, the ghetto bird, everyone ended the night chanting FUCK 50 F**K G-UNIT! GAME WALKED ALL THE WAY TO HIS DRESSING ROOM YELLING THAT!!"

I can feel the love in the air tonite...

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So while the 50 beefs are reaching a boiling point, there was a story that caught my eye, Lil Kim is being snitched on. Looks like after ditching Junior Mafia, karma is coming right back at the queen bee with some help from the good ol' feds her ex-peoples (i.e. Lil Cease, who can now be seen playing dice games in the hood on VH1) prolly have no choice but to talk, oh well my prediction: "Free Lil Kim" tees on eBay in 2 weeks?


In other news GGGGGG-Units own Tony Yayo's sibling tried to bring a knife into the CBS studios for a TV appearance, sadly this resulted in an arrest. Maybe he is just following Tony’s lead and trying to do completely ungangster/needed bids (fake passports holla). Or maybe just maybe the feller had a role in the posse to butter people’s breads? THINK POSITIVE PEOPLE.

and last but not least we go to Mr fiddy... if Rumors are true about a jada/nas/shyne/fat joe track and him wanting to diss emzy & dre then I would like to know in the world he is sniffing, injecting and eating (MAD COW BITCHES!). And as to Fat Joe, we get ur a class act that you allow other artist to use Scott Storch scraps such as candyshop, they should noble peace prize you up sir.

Well I am out, time to go read a *gasp* book.

Well game's Black Wall Street forums were hacked yesterday and a very nice picture was posted...

Kobe is now also dishing out the Money. I only wonder how much money that white girl got for her fables? I bet she'll pop up on cribs plantiff settlers edition.

There is no place I'd want to be more than hot97.. This shit is fookin crazy!
lets recap. 50/G-Unit Vs. Game/Jada/Nas/Joe wow, I dont know if 50 can handle all that esp. Jada & Nas because Game & Fat Joe pretty much cancel out G-Unit. I cant WAIT to hear responses. so here is the audio recap for all yall

50 on Hot97 (sorta shitty quality)
50 sums up his situations.

"ITS OK FELLAS, STAY FOCUSED HOT97"-Flex (50 after the shooting of his mans)
Funk Flex steals the show on this and 50s jewelery dangling while saying shooting? my nigga? my nigga? I would pay so much to see security footage of g-unit running out of
hot97 like flo-jo.


Jadakiss W/ Dj Clue on 50
Highlights: "I got some CIA people over there"; Talking about Nigeria; JADA: Im not gonna let the inmates down;

Buck On Game
Not too noteworthy Buck pretty much says Game aint gangsta and just a rapper.

Game In Hartford (from Today)
:o

oh man L O FUCKING L-Stay Tuned folks