Thursday, April 28, 2005 

Breaking News...

So after having another sick update ready, I was being distracted by the Suns/Grizz game so I was gonna finish it the next day... Well while I was off getting my learn on the power flickered and by whole update typed in blogger went bye bye. Oh well.


Bizzy Bone=Mental Breakdown to the 999th Degree? (on the right)

Apparently Bizzy Bone from bone thugs n harmony appeared on Houston's KPFT FM radio station. Lets just say I have never listened to a 11minute radio interview back to back, but this shit is wow. To say he went crazy is an understatement... HE WENT FUCKING POSTAL. I would usually try to give you some highlights/high points of shit but the whole thing is one big highlight. Honestly Im speechless....Please post your thoughts/favorite parts in comments.


One of Queensbridge's finest Tragedy Khadafi has independent movie coming out entitled "Tragedy" documenting the Queensbridge projects. I am really looking forward to it, looks like its well put together.

Some of you might’ve thought the Spurs were done after game 1, well as we saw last night in game 2 that’s not the case. I bet its because they saw TAKE IT TO THE BANK.




New Missy Single, "Loose Control". Cop. Its on that Get UR Freak on tip.

Oh yeah this post is motivated by my mans the Ice Cream man hooking up the bubblegum cigarettes.
Out.

Pt. 2 Coming tommarow!

Thursday, April 21, 2005 

slow days

ayooooo! So I had a hard time to scrounge up shit for today’s update and almost did a political rant but thought that was soooo 2004 election.


Is he signaling for a plane to land?

The buzz for Kanye Tidah's 2nd album just shot the hell up, thanks to the leak of the first single "Diamonds", which can be found here. Now that track is pretty damn sick, but Ill have to agree with a few of my homies that have mentioned he over does the hook with the "ever, ever, ever" line. If the album is on this notch of work I think it will be a quality listen. The 2nd album is entitled "Late Registration" (oh what a clever guy!) drops in the early summer.


If you thought Michael Vick Ron Mexico was the only one with legal problems, fear not. Chris Tucker was locked up a few days ago for speeding, now I know this shit happens for celebs as often as 50 gets shot at but there is a reason Im sharing this. THE ORANGE SWEATER HE IS ROCKING IS FLYYYY...I think Ima go cop a tangerine colored polo. *no homo*



Do your parents disaprove of urban music? Change them with the Explicit ONLY copy of NWA's-Straight Outta Compton classic cd. Fuck The Police with 12.1% Explicit Content Ratio should win a grammy/source/soul train/vibe/mtv/vh1/nickelodeon/tv land/NAACP/ect award.


Ive never seen a family be so happy about witnessing a stick up in a hotel.

While talking about West Coast rappers, Ice Cube is gonna make an album, now Ice Cube is a all time great but didn’t he see the Willenium p.o.s. Will Smith put out when he was focused on movies like Ice Cube is.. I don’t want to see fake gangster club kiddie themed songs, so please hold off Mr. Cube. But then I wont be mad if he comes out with a boat load of Dre’s heat.

I came across these 2...they are just plain crazy/pyscho/disturbed....love hurts?


murder mook pic=not found, cassidy with random white people found!
Not everyone thanks Cassidy is such such such a hustler... esp. freestyler/rapper Murder Mook. He and his posse go hilariously crazy hard at Cassidy in this street made video. Dont hesitate it is instantly *Metal Lungies approved*.

The greatest depressed clown ever.

hmm this is like netflix...except for sex toys.

2183308004 Who?

Saturday, April 16, 2005 

WE HERE NOW!!


http://www.metallungies.com/ is officially up and running! As promised now there is no reason to not spread the word.

With a Friday not popping off, Hangover and I decided to head out to view Dame Dash's Dash Films latest venture the 2nd State Property (trailer) movie. The setup.. 2days into release the movie was being shown on definitely the smallest of the Regal Cinemas 13 screens. The audience was mostly minorities and in total there was about 15 people there. If you haven’t seen the original don’t worry, the first thing that happens is a recap of the first state property movie. The movie on the outside looks like a flossed up version of a low budget movie, with the cheesy special effects. But forget all that the movie teaches important vocabulary ie "figdafeelme" "surprise parties", important calculations on how much you lose when 3 keys get stolen and have to pay lawyers ($900,000).The movie it self is about rival groups fighting for the Philadelphia’s drug market. You get to see Noreaga play one of the hilarious characters dubbed El Pollo Loco, and Loon (FYI: thankfully only ex-bad boy in the movie)plays his father of when Loco was young. Genius. One of the workers for Dame's drug team are the *drum roll* DIPSET!! Seeing Juelz and Jimmy Jones being led by Cam decked out in a pink mink coat and a pink range rover as they go stick up a spot is worth the price of admission alone. But that’s not all you get to see a lot of your urban industry folks such as Freeway, Oschino, Omillo Sparks, Mariah Carey, Roselyn Sanchez, MOP, Kanye Tidah (Who comes through with a nice little cameo w/ a stabbing on a porch in Chicago), Some rocafella UK rap group affiliate, Young Gunz, some boxers, Nicole Wray, and so on. I won’t bore you with anymore details...Get Down or Lay Down bitches! Oh yeah Metal Lungies *APPROVED*


Continuing my little piece how crackalakin the District of Columbia is:

Apparently on Walking Town DC, a Bike tour through the Anacostia River, is sadly at capacity. Its a damn crying shame I missed out, I’ve always wanted to ride through and enjoy this:


That’s not all, apparently in the DC Metro area, Ipod thefts just like in NYC, are up, which is horrible yada yada but the Washington Post article had a quote that caught my eye...
Across the Washington area, thefts of digital music players are rising, police say, putting Scalenghe and others through the emotional trauma of losing something that has become an increasingly important and personal part of their lives. Victims said they felt the thieves got an illicit glimpse at their musical tastes and even their "souls."

WTF...If someone gets a peek at my "soul"...lets just say the thief himself will call the cops.


If your watching 24, you probably wondering, What’s Jack's current # of kills so far?
No worries, there is a weekly kill count complete with pictures right here, my favorite so far is #37, is when some jokester yells "Hey!" at Jack and gets shots immediately after. If your not watching do your self a favor and at least cop season1 DVD for cheap and have about 17 hours of your life be sucked away by something beautiful.


I know you wont believe this, but DMX is in trouble with the law. From impersonating an FBI agent while having some crack on hand and then having the NYPD called on him who abruptly arrested him, well now he just straight up slammed into a cruiser with his suspended silence from the previous charge. No one wyles out like DMX, and for that we <3 him. *NO HOMO*



In some early 90's, smashing rap cds type move, Harvard canceled a Snoop Dogg concert ,due to his "obscene" lyrics. They are trying to play the finance card, but I’m sorry your fucking Harvard...that’s like saying P. Diddy cant afford to new Jacob watch. I’m sure Snoop is divested because he wont be able to vibe with rich ass/smart ass white kids, his obvious target audience through out his whole career. I hope he makes a diss to Harvard.


I bet they didn’t know his dirty secret.

If your a huge *NO HOMO* Mike Vick fan, then you better be supporting dude's case and coping the new Ron Mexico joints. You cant get a customized Mexico joint from the nfl tho, they wont allow it anymore. The true victim in this thing other than the fans who cant get authentic Mexico jerseys is the real Ron Mexico who has stood up to let the media know his phone has been off the hook since the accusations came out.

OMFG video footage of 2pac!!. I wonder if this was filmed in Cuba. (note: this whole statement is sarcasm).

For my personal procrastinating-ass its crunch time to pick my college for next year, but a very promising option has popped up.


The Dame Dash Music group lineup is sort of thin IMO, but the upcoming ODB album in June looks really promising. Personally, I cant wait to hear the Noreaga cut he did.


When Dame Dash isn’t going to be pushing his next upcoming movie (Which if you peep you get to see Mark Ronson act REALLY WHITE), upcoming albums including the aforementioned, He is gonna run for United States president . I would vote for him, but sadly Lyndon Larouche already has that locked up. But I certainly wouldn’t mind having Rocawear+Pro Keds be the official supplier of US military clothing.

All Hackers aren’t evil as the media wants you to think, some of them actually want to brighten up your day with a nice message on construction road signs. The last quote is gold and exemplifies my views.



A really good interview with Common is up at mvremix, with alot of good insight, such as that the leaked version of BE is most likely not what the retail will look like and a the corners remix with mos def & scarfcace is on the way!! cant wait!


Allhiphop did a interview with Young Gunz, dudes are still real hungry still and it will be interesting how they do with a real huge push from Hov. Dudes are also expanding the horizons
AllHipHop.com: Besides the music, what’s going on in life right now? Where are your interests?

Neef: The real estate business.

Young Chris: Houses. Everybody needs a place to stay.




Another good interview is up at SOHH with Capone from Capone-N-Noreaga, the shit goes pretty in-depth about what he is up to next and the whole Lil Kim trial we've mentioned before and to how she was trying to came out like a retarted-gangsta when she said that she never seen her own people in questioning and including on how and where was subpoenaed...
i99as is calling like, 'You got subpoenaed.' They going to ni99as crib. They came to my birthday [party] and hit me with a subpoena trying to thug.


I hope this is the only place in the World that gets hit by terrorists.

Out.

Tuesday, April 12, 2005 

We still hurr

I was gonna come through with a massive update about 3 days ago or so but my computer overheated to some oven like temperatures ish but never fret, ML is still here.. Late passes on some of the shit please.


First things first.. Sheek Louch dropped his two cents into the whole Fiddy beef, lets just say it some big 2 cents.. Sheek doesn’t waste a moment and goes hard at all of G-Unit.. He pretty much finished Banks( Not a battle cat) & Yayo (His name if fucking Yayo, maybe he can sprinkle crack onto this beef), interesting what 50 & Buck come back with.



Since our last update Benzinoho was able to Resign, the source was slapped with a sexual harassment lawsuit by the ex-editor Kim O. The same bitch that was riding out with the Benzino during the height of the whole Eminem racist tapes issue. Despite what Benzino claims the source is obviously in turmoil. In that same interview I have no fucking idea what he is trying to say, anyone want to translate it for me? At parts it seems Benzino is deaf and dosent answer the questions he is asked and rambles on how the internet isn’t teh evil. All I can say is Ill be happy if I wont have to mention him ever again.


Apparently the Timbaland that you saw in Fade to Black is no more, dude is pulling a Missy and dropping the lbs. And dude is even thinking about entering a body building competition. props. *no homo*



Oh My...You know you cant be a bigger mainstream accessory when the president is rocking you. What’s up with having only 250 songs (of country, where’s the Dixie Chicks?)?? You can fit that many on a mp3 cd.. So not cool Mr. Dubya. Next Up for him I hope are some hardwood classics throwbacks..the orange bullets joint would look fly on air force one (PUN GALORE!!).



Now for the Dikembe Mutombo portion of the update, duke has been keep in it pretty busy eating with Yao & Ewing. In fact he is able to tie Ewing for gulliness. Sorry but no comment on WHO WANTS TO SEX MUTOMBO?In Case you were wondering (lies!!, you dun clicked already) the site is safe for the whole family to enjoy.



IM ON A RAMPAGE. The lyrical rampage portion is Metal Lungies *approved*!!


If this stays under $10, this might be the first piece in the Metal Lungies museum.

reminding you that DC is forever gangster:
Name that tune: Channel 9 is profusely apologizing for broadcasting an explicit lyric from a Snoop Dogg song during its Saturday morning newscast. Anchor Lesli Foster, who had just previewed an upcoming "Petline 9" segment about an orphaned rabbit looking for a home, gasped off-screen after the X-rated snippet aired at 7:50 -- just before an orange juice commercial.
Several viewers complained to the station about the lyric, which instructs listeners to "just throw your hands in the [bleeping] air." It comes from the rapper's 1993 song, "Who Am I (What's My Name)?"

WUSA anchor Derek McGinty told viewers Monday night: "There is no question the music used was very inappropriate and it does not reflect the station's standards or values. A terrible mistake in editing the music led to it getting on the air, and actions are being taken to make sure that never happens again."

We hear that a weekend news producer is in hot water for the slip-up, but station president Darryll Green told The Post's John Maynard yesterday: "We really don't discuss personnel issues."


No wonder I couldn’t holla at my people on Thursday night... THX COMCAST!!


T.O. throwing subliminals at Donovan?? This can't be MY humble T.O.!!


In some drug clinic William Hung is smiling... This shit is too beautiful to not share.


Before I go, hopefully you have seen the hacked pics of Vida off her cell phone, if not you are one unfortunate person.

out.

Saturday, April 02, 2005 

Keepin it movin in these times...


You better believe Mr. Angelos tried to tap that.

I’ve been trying to do a piece on the state of our nations capital, and I’ve finally got enough material and motivation to do so. But ill still keep it brief, be cause that is how we do. Now DC is supposed to getting a baseball team, now they moved them down all fine and dandy but they didn’t have one minor detail in place, a TV deal. Because we all know tv + sports aren’t big in today’s society. So going down to the wire as the season starts the deal was reached, there will only be around 70 games shown in the DC area on the local UPN & FOX channels (owned by Rupert Murdoch). Why? Well because Mr. Oriole, the owner Peter Angelos straight up cock blocked it. He made it so that he had a bit under 100 Nats games air on his newly formed tv network and so he could make a profit (HE ph33rs the completion of the Nats). But here is the curveball, since this is completion to the cable giants Comcast’s own Comcast sportsnet there is no way in hell they will carry Angelo's network. So if you really want all the Nats games your only choice is DirectTV (Also owned by Rupert Murdoch).. Which surprise surprise will generate a monopoly of the DC market for Murdoch but it will put even more money back into Angelos' pocket. Ill go in say it, FUCK YOU PETER ANGELOS (No comment on Murdoch.. his son did start Rawkus :P). And Baseball isn’t even my favorite sport.

In other DC news, the city's public system is so wonderful that they not only have cat clinics in elementary school cafeterias, Mercurey spills of old ass thermometers caused by hoodlums in schools, but also employed
terrorirsts
as top officals. God damn, do they like to keep it poppin over there. I bet lions are gonna start escaping from the national zoo and run into a high school, I wouldnt worry, because it would probably be shot. By a "student".


Speaking of Washington, an ex-Washingtonian, Jarmoir Jagr lost his lucky hockey stick, excuse me while I shed crocodile tears for this tragic situation. Is he accepting donations?

Hiphopgame has a nice collection of amusing hip hop pictures. My personal favorite (t-shirt worthy even!), are Jigga with the gold fronts and him tryin to throw up gang signs with Snoop.

With the death of the Pope (RIP), you might’ve missed that in Arizona they are gonna have a fleet about 400 volunteers monitoring the border to prevent illegals. Is it me or do Immigrants have the white man shook?.

In case you don’t watch some UK premier league footy, then I reckon you haven’t seen that even teammates get gully with one another. *NO HOMO*

I wonder if the republican or democrats support this. Who am I kidding, I bet, Lyndon Larouche is. (Ill try to get Mark to elaborate on this guy sometime)

I am 35% addicted to Porn. What about you?

My pick of ugliest NBA player, goes to...


There is a database of online April fools pranks, my favorite almost got me smoking out the wazoo on Friday.


I was browsing the Okp boards archives and came across the most genius Ghostface thread ever. The man who posted that is a genius.

ESPN.com has a nice 10th anniversary piece on how their website has evolved
. All I can say is cot damn was it ugly back in the day!

Over at the legendary Bol's ByronCrawford blog, CaptainJack has been posting his top 5 gulliest moments, let me just say the shit is a MUST READ.

#1 2Pacs Weed
#2 Tragedy Khadafi in da club
#3 Diddy's gangsta
#4 Pete Rock runs with not the best crowd
#5 RA The Rugged Man's nice offer

http://www.bobsagetisgod.com/, Do you really need for me to say something about this? Cuz' Ive converted.

Oh yeah Gmail straight up 0wns even more
You are currently using 38 MB (2%) of your 2051 MB

thanks to there plans to increasing storage space.

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