Monday, February 28, 2005 

I'm Edumucated

Sunday, February 27, 2005 

NEVER Again!

This is where our Oscar coverage ends, deepest apologies go out to all goes to all of our 3 readers, but the amount of fake ass shit, I cannot take. To realize how bad this shit is, Chris Rock is probably my favorite comics behind Chappelle but unless he is allowed to bring a 9milly to pop off I will not be viewing... Star Jones, the Rivers Bitches, and Kathy Griffin are as much fun as STDs, but dont cry yet, I have come through with the bits I could get so heree weeee goooooo


I would most certainley tap that..(Star Jones)


This makes me sick, white bitches trying to rob Star of her ice.


Ill give this picture a pass just cause Mr. Jones is one of my fav. songs.


I'd tap this too (The dude thats blurry)


TV Guide channel can only afford to employ the mentally distrubed?


She's killing me the reigon in the red turns me on soooo much.

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BIBBY SAYS: "WE DONT NEED WEBBER TO HAVE THE WIZARDS MELTDOWN??"

 

METAL LUNGIES OSCAR BASH COVERAGE OMG!!


We'll the psycho people here at metal lungies will be providing some LIVE(!!!) oscar coverage of shit like the red carpet and more! We havent even started AND ESPN.com has already sold out..



I come to ESPN for SPORTS not some fucking (Kevin Frazier) entertainment tonight tip-shit.

Saturday, February 26, 2005 

Have you seen this DVD?

I remember hearing abou this dvd around the time the clones album dropped but I cant seem to find any info on it...



and Britney/Mona Lisa is keep it straight gutta, (hanging around junkyards?)


Uhhhh Kanye in playgirl?
p.s. *NO HOMO*

Friday, February 25, 2005 

NBA Trade Recap



last night was the most active trade day since the mid 1980's so I know I had to come through with my analysis you are sure to cherish... AND I WILL COVER THE TRADES ESPN DOSENT CARE/WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT

Kings send Chris Webber, Matt Barnes and Michael Bradley to the 76ers for Brian Skinner, Kenny Thomas and Corliss Williamson.
What a fucking bargain by the 76ers, if AI can make the finals with the likes of Aaron Mckie, George Lynch and Matt Giger him and Cwebb will be a scary thought, and the kings are said to be doing this to keep Peja and build around him.. HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA BUILD AROUND A SF IN THE WEST?!?! The guys they got are all scrubs, even my arkansas mans Corliss who started his career with the Kings.

Hornets send Baron Davis to the Warriors for Speedy Claxton and Dale Davis.
Bargain for Warriors even though there a risk they could have a high flying offensive attack when Baron plays with Jrich and Troy Murphy, I like Speedy Claxton he is underated like whoa and Dale Davis shouldve retired 5 years ago.


Mavericks send Alan Henderson, Calvin Booth and cash to the Bucks for Keith Van Horn

2 scrubs for a guy declining to be a Scrub, Van Horn might be on his way to being traded every single year of his career, congrats Keith!


Warriors send Eduardo Najera to the Nuggets for Nikoloz Tskitishvili.

Well..atleast they are allowed to trade Europeans and Mexicans.


Spurs send Malik Rose and two future No. 1 draft picks to the Knickerbockers for Nazr Mohammed and Jamison Brewer.
Isiah Thomas is on crack, Nazr was hella improved this year and Malik Rose is an overpaid bench guy. Who the fuck is Brewer?


Bobcats send Steve Smith to the Heat for Malik Allen.

The trade heard round the world.. I didnt know Steve Smith could still walk?

Celtics send Jiri Welsch to the Cavaliers for a furure 1st rounder
YES!! Another European dude traded!! (He is the European Van Horn joining like team #7)

Rockets send Maurice Taylor to the Knickerbockers for Moochie Norris, Vin Baker and a second-round draft pick.
MOOOCHIE GOING BACK TO HOUSTON?!?!!? YES!!!! Another retarded move by Isiah.. Wtf do you need Maurice Taylor for? A muscular dude to make the bench look good (in pictures)?

Hawks send Antoine Walker to the Celtics for Gary Payton, Tom Gugliotta and Michael Stewart and a first-round draft pick.
This came as the biggest shocker, I thought Toine was ran out of Boston? I guess he is running back then..they didnt give up much.. A over the hill headcase, an over the hill white PF version of Dale Davis, and a scrub.

76ers send Glenn Robinson to the Hornets for Jamal Mashburn and Rodney Rogers.
Well Rodney Rogers (not Rodgers you fookin jersey makers) is one the biggest 1st round disapointments.. I always thought he was gonna be a star when he was starting out with the Nuggets & Clips.. now hes getting traded with dudes who wont play ever agian in exchange for Big Dogs who've flat out rolled over.


Bucks send Mike James and Zendon Hamilton to the Rockets for Reece Gaines and two second-round picks.
well.. Mike James won a ring he can show to Yao & Tracy!

Thursday, February 24, 2005 

the night shift...

I'll Try Not to Cry (I couldve made a fortune if I jumped on one early)
Blasting OFF (your ride) RIGHT NOW (UK Only refrence)
I'd care maybe if this was 1998
I hope this dosent effect his Promotion schedule!
If you pay that much for a hat designed by joey crack or game, please shoot yourself
I hope the sherriff dosent get mad when I do this
Good Ol' Humble Kanye Tidah

 

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